The game that generated a lot of buzz on the DC, but is it worth importing? - Review By Retrovertigo - Page 1/2
If there's one thing I learned over the years of watching movies, television, and playing video games, it's that if you want to be a badass, you have to look like a badass. How do you pull off that look? Wear sunglasses! Think of all the onscreen badasses who wore sunglasses: Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator, Keanu Reeves and the entire cast of The Matrix, Sylvester Stallone in the movie Cobra, and a plethora of action heroes and diabolical bad guys. Jake and Elwood from The Blues Brothers wore sunglasses ("It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. - Hit it"). Movie stars and rock and roll musicians wear them all the time. Even radio personalities like Howard Stern wear sunglasses to look "cooler".
You may be asking yourself, "So, if I wear sunglasses, can I look cool too?" You can wear sunglasses all day until the cows come home, and people will think you look like a dweeb. I mean, how many times have you seen somebody walking in the school halls, or in a shopping mall, or in a store wearing sunglasses, and you roll your eyes while thinking, "He's wearing sunglasses inside? What's wrong, the fluorescent lights too bright for his eyes?" Obviously, if that's the case, the guy is trying too hard to be cool. Sunglasses might make you look cool, but if you don't present yourself properly you're going to look like a clueless dork. Go back and watch some old 80's movies where the main character wears a pair of sunglasses or clothing that may have been considered hip and cool at the time, but by today's standards looks completely uncool.

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What is the point I'm trying to make? Trying to make someone look like the ultimate badass, doesn't necessarily mean that people will believe what is before them. Say hello to Jack Wade, the clich� of every "cool" crime-fighting hero. He wears the sunglasses, rides a sporty motorcycle, has a five o' clock shadow, speaks in a gruff voice, and has a "cool" name: Jack Wade.
Jack, like many other "renegade" action heroes, used to be a cop, but now he's a headhunter. And guess what? He's also "the best of the best." He's extremely resourceful and is physically unstoppable. He's like the Clint Eastwood of video games - a man of action, and few words.
Jack's got a problem. After escaping from a laboratory during the opening sequence, he awakens in a hospital. He's got amnesia, BUT for some reason he takes a job from a woman named Angela Stern to find her father's killer. Be can he trust her? What will he discover about himself as he slowly regains his memory? Is this game so clich�d that it will turn gamers off? Read on and find out!